Paul’s Ramblings

Facebook is for girls; Twitter is for guys. Facebook is a marriage; Twitter is barely cohabiting. Facebook coerces you to befriend every bedraggled so and so you ever met, lest honesty undermine you. Twitter allows you to attract a thousand followers and yet acknowledge none. Facebook demands your engagement in the collective story of life; Twitter is an unfettered podium. Facebook is the gaggle around the coffee table; Twitter is two guys over a smoldering BBQ.

Facebook: will you acknowledge me as a friend?

Twitter: @monkeyman your farts stink.

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